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Most Emailed Photos - 05/02/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Little buring sores erupted all over my shining tower.

I wish I had not been with so many women.

But I think the sores came from my night of hot monkey love.

You can never really be sure with this kind of thing.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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