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Most Emailed Photos - 05/02/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Little buring sores erupted all over my shining tower.

I wish I had not been with so many women.

But I think the sores came from my night of hot monkey love.

You can never really be sure with this kind of thing.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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