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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/20/2004 by guyPaulo
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Last night was really wild. After 7 tequillas and 8 bong hits I spotted this hottie and quickly zoomed in to bust a move. A steamy night of passion ensued.

Sadly, when the tequilla started wearing off, her true appearance emerged. In horror I realised that not only had we done it repeatedly, but that I had been "licking the cheese off the vertical taco," as well.

So now I'm gay.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> "bust a move"?????
<guyPaulo> That's slang for "approach for a sexual encounter."
<mypalmike> Heheh
<apple juice is a verb> 
<jordie3> Bitchin'. Works very nicely when read outloud, too.
<3Suns> Nice use of the punchline.
<Liberace> I don't find this funny at all.

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