Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/20/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Last night was really wild. After 7 tequillas and 8 bong hits I spotted this hottie and quickly zoomed in to bust a move. A steamy night of passion ensued.

Sadly, when the tequilla started wearing off, her true appearance emerged. In horror I realised that not only had we done it repeatedly, but that I had been "licking the cheese off the vertical taco," as well.

So now I'm gay.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 84 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:20 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:18 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:16 Caption #-56

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:15 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:14 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:13 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:11 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:09 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:08 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:06 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:05 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:04 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:03 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:01 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:59 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:53 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:50 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:49 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:48 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:47 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:46 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:43 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:42 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:41 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:20 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:18 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:15 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:14 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:13 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:06 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:05 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:03 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:02 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:01 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:59 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:55 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:54 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:50 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:46 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:45 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:44 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:43 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:37 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:36 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:35 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:33 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:31 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:30 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:29 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:28 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:27 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:25 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:24 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:22 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:21 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:19 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:18 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:16 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:15 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:13 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:12 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:11 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:10 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:09 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:05 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:04 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:03 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:55 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:53 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:52 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:51 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:50 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:49 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:48 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:46 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:45 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:43 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:42 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:40 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:39 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:38 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:37 Caption #976

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<David Byrden> "bust a move"?????
<guyPaulo> That's slang for "approach for a sexual encounter."
<mypalmike> Heheh
<apple juice is a verb>
<jordie3> Bitchin'. Works very nicely when read outloud, too.
<3Suns> Nice use of the punchline.
<Liberace> I don't find this funny at all.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post