To be sure, we do not approve of pigs in any way, shape or form. They are forbidden. If you come across a pig, it must be thrown into the sacred bath. That is the law. |
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The great unnameable and unseeable Lord wants his children to be clean of mind and spirit, and to adhere to the Golden Apples of the Sacred Law! |
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So if a pig approaches you anywhere - for instance, while you wait for the subway train - you must TOSS that pig onto the third rail of damnation! |
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