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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by A guyPaulo original
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Cat-fashion is the new tend in an increasingly decadent Hollywood society. Here we see a new Kitty-litter encrusted dress by Versace, which is all the rage among stars, despite its peticular oder.

Yes, everyone loves their cats. Some cat owners even rent Brownstones just for their beloved felines, and whole neigborhoods of cats are popping up.

BUT LO! THE LORD GUYPAULO WAS DISPLEASED WITH THY CAT-WORSHIP AND HIS CONTINENCE FELL. VERILY, HIS HAND WENT FORTH INTO THE WORLD, AND SWEPT THE WHOLE OF THE FELINE ABOMINATIONS INTO THE SEA! AND IT WAS GOOD.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Go Paolo!
<H. Monkey> DEATH TO THE HEATHEN CAT LOVERS!

"His continence fell" makes me think GuyPaulo crapped on the world.

<guyPaulo> Thats would be.....AWSOME!
<mypalmike> Yeah, I figured you couldn't hold your bladder.
<spam> Hooray!

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