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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by Roger Mexico
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When I see Annabella do her surf-honey dance,

It does amazing things for the monster in my pants, . .

But some things pop my daydreams like a poison-pointed lance!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Roger Mexico> But hey, folks - don't get me wrong! Hilary is quite OK with me - just hard to do anything but joke with that pic!
<Lauren> I totally agree. And I love the poem.
<3Suns> Great one!
<guyPaulo> Yes, the camera can be cruel sometimes...

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