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Most Emailed Photos - 08/03/2003 by David Byrden
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"Humans are remarkable animals, my child. They live in large constructions that can withstand any weather."

"They eat every kind of food, they can live on every continent, and they can fly faster than sound!"

"So are they better than us, mother?"

"Why no, my dear, what a silly question! We Giraffes are obviously the highest form of life, because we have the longest necks."

"And God's a giraffe, isn't he, Mommy?"

"Of course he is, dear."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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