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as you can see this baby is pretty pissed off at his mom.

when x-rayed, they found that the third arm is actually a large dildo that made its way out of the stomach cavity.

he was so pisted off that he used his magic dildo powers to turn her into a plant!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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