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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I am repellent. Cows turn their head from me.

My own beard avoids my face.

And without my velcro shoes even the earth pushes me away.

I am repellent.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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