  For sleeping on the job, Elvis was physically removed from his [scratching] post as leader of the insurgency.  A putsch! |   
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      Meanwhile, back in MEPopia's capital, Monkeyville, the flag waved defiantly in the air.  |   
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      'Every morning, I must salute the flag, or face jail time.  I want to please our dear leader, but something seems.. just... wrong.  THAT's supposed to inspire within me deep emotions for my motherland?' |   
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