[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 308 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:13Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:10Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:03Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:56Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:55Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:54Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:53Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:52Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:51Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:49Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:48Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:47Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:44Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:43Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:42Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:41Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:40Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:39Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:38Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:34Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:30Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:29Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:28Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:27Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:26Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:25Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:24Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:23Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:22Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:21Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:20Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:18Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:17Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:16Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:14Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:13Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:12Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:11Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:10Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:06Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:02Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:01Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:56Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:53Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:52Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:51Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:50Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:49Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:47Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:46Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:45Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:44Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:43Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:40Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:39Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:35Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:32Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:31Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:30Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:29Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:28Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:27Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:26Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:24Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:23Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:22Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:21Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:15Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:13Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:12Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:11Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:10Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:09Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:08Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:07Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:06Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:05Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:04Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:00Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:58Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:57Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:56Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:55Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:54Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:53Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:51Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:50Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:48Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:40Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:32Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:29Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:27Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:25Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:24Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:23Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:22Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:21Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:20Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:17Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:13Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:11Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:10Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:09Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:08Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:07Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:02Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:00Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:58Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:53Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:52Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:44Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:43Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:42Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:38Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:37Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:33Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:32Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:30Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:28Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:23Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:18Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:17Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:13Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:11Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:10Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:09Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:08Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:07Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:03Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:59Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:58Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:56Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:53Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:49Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:48Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:47Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:46Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:43Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:42Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:36Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:35Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:34Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:33Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:28Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:25Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:24Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:23Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:22Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:21Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:20Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:18Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:14Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:13Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:08Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:07Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:03Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:59Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:57Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:56Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:55Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:53Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:52Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:49Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:45Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:44Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:43Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:39Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:37Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:34Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:33Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:30Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:28Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:26Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:19Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:18Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:17Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:14Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:13Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:08Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:07Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:59Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:57Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:54Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:53Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:50Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:49Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:48Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:45Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:43Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:42Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:38Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:33Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:32Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:30Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:28Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:22Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:21Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:17Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:16Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:15Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:12Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:11Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:09Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:06Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:05Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:04Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:01Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:57Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:54Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:51Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:50Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:43Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:42Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:41Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:39Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:38Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:37Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:36Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:35Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:33Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:32Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:29Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:28Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:25Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:21Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:20Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:15Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:10Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:09Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:07Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:06Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:05Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:04Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:03Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:02Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:01Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:59Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:58Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:54Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:53Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:49Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:46Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:42Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:37Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:34Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:30Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:23Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:22Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:21Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:19Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:19Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:17Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:15Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:12Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:10Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:07Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:05Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:04Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:03Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:01Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:00Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:58Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:57Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:55Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:54Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:48Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:47Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:46Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:39Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:38Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:33Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:30Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:29Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:28Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:26Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:24Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:21Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:19Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:18Caption #627

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post