God sends his Son to this world for a second time.
Today's Jesus-on-the-go doesn't tarry with donkeys--- Christ and disciples sleigh into Palm Sunday sporting military-grade motorcades of shiny black salvation.
Having already been crucified in the media, Jesus carries his cross in the form of a stylish handbag, which easily doubles as a crown of thorns.
Having thusly proven that "gay is okay," Jesus was able to say with much gusto:
"It is finished."
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