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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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It has begun.

God sends his Son to this world for a second time.

Today's Jesus-on-the-go doesn't tarry with donkeys---
Christ and disciples sleigh into Palm Sunday sporting military-grade motorcades of shiny black salvation.

Having already been crucified in the media, Jesus carries his cross in the form of a stylish handbag, which easily doubles as a crown of thorns.

Having thusly proven that "gay is okay," Jesus was able to say with much gusto:

"It is finished."

(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> I apologize for my blasphemy. We must all learn to live together, Jew and Gentile, Atheist and Mel Gibson fan.
<apple juice is a verb> that is newsprint on the suitcase, right?
<guyPaulo> Nice, but you broke the format ;)
<Morgus> Yes, but let's not crucify him for it!
<3Suns> If Jesus were reincarnated right now, his first words would undoubtedly be "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads!" or something like it.
<mypalmike> Hopefully those words wouldn't be directed exclusively at us monkies.
<guyPaulo> If Jesus had a chainsaw for a hand, I would be much more likely to worship him.

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