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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by mypalmike
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As a commodities trader, I specialize in milk futures.

But today, I worked the floor at the Chicago Pet Exchange. I was making a killing in light sweet chihuahuas.

Unfortunately, all the markets plummeted when Alan "The Funkonomist" Blackspan announced the Fed would now tie interest rates directly to "the number of poopies in my pants".
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Some days, you just wish there were only two pictures.
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<guyPaulo> I think this is good, mypalmike! I would have ended it with "to 'the number of funky chocolate milkyway motherships in my drawers'" but that's just me. I still think all three slots are good.
<mypalmike> Yeah, that would have had a bit more punch. :)
<3Suns> What's a "sweet chihuaua"? Can I order it at a restaurant?

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