Stars spinning in sky... Oh Sh*t! Its not haiku day! I guess I'm too late.
There once was a bum from Bahrone.... who loved to talk on his cellphone....
No, a lymerick won't work either...
"Look at that pussy and....."
DAMN IT! There's not even a cat to make a "pussy" joke work! This day sucks......I'm just gonna go look at some porn.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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