[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 280 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:55Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:52Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:50Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:48Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:47Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:46Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:45Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:44Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:43Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:42Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:41Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:40Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:39Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:38Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:35Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:34Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:33Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:30Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:29Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:28Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:25Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:22Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:17Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:16Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:10Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:09Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:07Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:06Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:05Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:04Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:02Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:00Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:58Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:56Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:53Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:49Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:47Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:46Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:43Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:40Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:37Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:35Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:34Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:33Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:31Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:30Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:29Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:28Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:25Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:24Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:22Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:19Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:18Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:17Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:15Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:14Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:13Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:11Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:10Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:06Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:05Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:04Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:03Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:01Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:58Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:57Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:50Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:48Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:47Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:46Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:41Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:38Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:37Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:36Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:34Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:32Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:30Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:28Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:23Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:22Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:21Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:20Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:18Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:15Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:13Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:10Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:09Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:08Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:06Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:05Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:04Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:03Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:02Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:01Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:00Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:59Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:57Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:54Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:53Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:52Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:51Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:49Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:46Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:42Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:41Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:40Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:39Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:37Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:34Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:33Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:31Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:30Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:29Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:27Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:26Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:25Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:21Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:20Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:19Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:18Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:16Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:14Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:12Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:11Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:09Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:05Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:05Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:03Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:01Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:00Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:59Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:58Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:56Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:55Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:53Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:51Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:49Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:46Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:45Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:41Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:39Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:34Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:30Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:29Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:28Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:25Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:24Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:23Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:21Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:20Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:19Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:18Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:17Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:15Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:14Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:13Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:10Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:09Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:08Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:06Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:05Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:04Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:01Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:00Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:59Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:58Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:57Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:56Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:55Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:54Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:52Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:51Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:49Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:47Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:46Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:45Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:44Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:40Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:33Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:31Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:29Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:27Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:21Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:20Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:17Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:16Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:13Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:11Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:06Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:04Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:03Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:01Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:00Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:59Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:58Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:55Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:54Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:53Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:52Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:51Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:50Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:49Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:48Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:47Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:45Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:44Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:41Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:38Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:37Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:34Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:31Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:30Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:29Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:27Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:21Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:20Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:19Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:17Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:15Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:13Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:09Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:08Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:07Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:05Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:04Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:01Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:59Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:58Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:55Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:53Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:51Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:50Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:49Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:48Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:46Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:41Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:39Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:36Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:35Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:32Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:31Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:29Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:28Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:26Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:24Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:23Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:20Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:18Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:15Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:13Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:09Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:08Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:07Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:05Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:03Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:01Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:00Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:59Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:58Caption #775

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post