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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by Lauren
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They promised me some scratch for my kitty if...

... I could swim the length of the pool with a statue balanced on the tip of my nose.

I don't understand. These pussies don't look itchy at all.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm...Nice...sort of in a....ummm...good work.
<3Suns> Whoah, Lauren made a pussy joke before the rest of us... that's a first. =P
<obtuse> Isn't this supposed to be where somebody says they wouldn't mind scratching any itches either of those pussies had?
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> I would not at all mind scratching either of those itchy pussies.
<George W. Bush> Miss Lauren, that kind of talk culd really qualify you for an intern position. You'd love it. You just have to get used to Karl Rove's scent - sort of like sour milk or week old guacamoley.

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