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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Star Trek Porn Stories:

Kirk knew he was in for a long night when the twin alien sisters beckoned him into the warm alien sea.

Kirk longed to be back on his ship though accessing some porn the old fashioed way. "Computer", Kirk would reply, "show me some boobies." "Working." The computer would echo back and the show would begin.

Meanwhile in the Engine Room, Scotty fought and strained against the taunt constricting ropes. Sulu had had tied him up tightly...and lovingly. Scotty thought to himself, "I just can't take any more." But he would...Sulu would see to that...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Words cannot describe the creamy goodness of this....I am speachless.
<Pedro Gonzales> Give me more!
<Pedro Gonzales> Give me more!
<infosponge> Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a caption monkey!
<yoyology> I have to agree. This is brillo!
<Lauren> OMFG, I LOVE this!!!!
<Mort> Of course Elvis it puts you very high up in the brunching shuttles geek chart.

...www.brunching.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> reH nay'meylIjyIn Dujablu'ja
<mypalmike> It's funny because I can imagine him saying "Show me some boobies".
<ElvisThePelvis> jIH 'oH [a] [geek] vaj jIH 'oH
<3Suns> Elvis.... you lose. =P
<ElvisThePelvis> And in losing...I shall truely win.

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