[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

-
-
I live on a farm in Mississippi.

(Shown here a desperate attempt to simulate a farm in the back of my 4ft. x 4ft. appartment patio)

ElvisThePelvis Personal Ad:
-
I have a great beard that I can groom with my tounge.

(Shown here trying to create realistic beard and hair with Spary on Hair from the Hair Club for Men)

-
-
My penis is over 8 feet long, but sadly is only 10 angstroms in girth.

(Shown here laying on my stomach at the beach)

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 58 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:10Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:08Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:07Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:06Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:03Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:01Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:54Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:46Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:39Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:38Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:37Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:35Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:31Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:24Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:20Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:19Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:16Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:15Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:13Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:11Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:09Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:06Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:00Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:58Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:48Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:41Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:33Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:31Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:30Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:21Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:19Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:17Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:15Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:10Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:48Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:46Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:44Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:41Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:40Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:39Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:38Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:22Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:19Caption #523

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> +1 for using the word 'girth'
<ajiav> And +8 for the I have a giant penis boast.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post