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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I live on a farm in Mississippi.

(Shown here a desperate attempt to simulate a farm in the back of my 4ft. x 4ft. appartment patio)

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I have a great beard that I can groom with my tounge.

(Shown here trying to create realistic beard and hair with Spary on Hair from the Hair Club for Men)

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My penis is over 8 feet long, but sadly is only 10 angstroms in girth.

(Shown here laying on my stomach at the beach)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<obtuse> +1 for using the word 'girth'
<ajiav> And +8 for the I have a giant penis boast.

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