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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/06/2004 by mypalmike
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When you blow out the candles on a birthday cake, air is not the only thing that comes out of your mouth.

Microscopic organisms living in the cake's frosting get a bath of your saliva.

These simple organisms include amoebas, bacteria, and the Olson sisters.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> So that's where they come from!

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