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Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

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Having spent countless days obsessing over Lauren, guyPaulo finally tracks her down to a small Hollywood apartment and approaches the door with a rope, some choloform, a tub of Cool Whip, and a live chicken under his arm. An evil smile graces his face as he knocks.

"Wha...Who tha f*ck are you, m*therF*cker? You're interrumptin' my caption postin' you greasy sumnabitch."

"Uhhhh,......nevermind......."
(backs away slowly)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> Hey, I don't look bad for a 14-year-old boy...
<mypalmike> Hahah!
<guyPaulo> I think I'll lay off the guy/Lauren captions for a bit. They're fun to write, but I don't want to beat a dead horse.
<yoyology> Hey, is "beat a dead horse" a euphem.....

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