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Having spent countless days obsessing over Lauren, guyPaulo finally tracks her down to a small Hollywood apartment and approaches the door with a rope, some choloform, a tub of Cool Whip, and a live chicken under his arm. An evil smile graces his face as he knocks.

"Wha...Who tha f*ck are you, m*therF*cker? You're interrumptin' my caption postin' you greasy sumnabitch."

"Uhhhh,......nevermind......."
(backs away slowly)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Hey, I don't look bad for a 14-year-old boy...
<mypalmike> Hahah!
<guyPaulo> I think I'll lay off the guy/Lauren captions for a bit. They're fun to write, but I don't want to beat a dead horse.
<yoyology> Hey, is "beat a dead horse" a euphem.....

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