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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/14/2007 by JP
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I just got a job at Target

'Straighten those hangers on the plus sizes rack! Reshelve Aisle 7-C! Hey, those shoes you're wearing are not only against dress code, but they're ugly, too, so I'm going to write you up a warning.'

My shift supervisor is a real catty type.

'...whuhzza timecard...?'

Our manager spends all day sniffing glue, though, so we can get away with tons of stuff.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> Oooh, you got the target thing before I could

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