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Most Emailed Photos - 12/01/2005 by JP
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Now, students, in today's lab, we're going to dissect a live dog. The first order of business will be to flay the skin, revealing the musculature beneath. Pick up your scalpels, begin, and I'll walk around the room. Let me know if you're having any trouble.

[60 minutes later]

Very good, very good. You missed a couple of spots, but the ears can be tough. Now wrap your dogs up in the plastic, store them under your workbench, and we'll resume tomorrow. Class dismissed!

Purrrr... this is why I became a professor.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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