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Most Emailed Photos - 03/13/2005

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I prepared for a night debauchery. First a quick trip in the centrifuge to smooth out the wrinkles.

Next, spank the monkey a few times to make sure I don't pop my first cork too early.

Finally, a nice cup of, uh, spunky pet juice to refresh my virility.

Look out ladies! ElvisThePelvis is coming for you...

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> Look out, indeed.
<Carol> We appreciate the warning.
<ElvisThePelvis> Just doing my part...

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