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Most Emailed Photos - 03/13/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I prepared for a night debauchery. First a quick trip in the centrifuge to smooth out the wrinkles.

Next, spank the monkey a few times to make sure I don't pop my first cork too early.

Finally, a nice cup of, uh, spunky pet juice to refresh my virility.

Look out ladies! ElvisThePelvis is coming for you...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Look out, indeed.
<Carol> We appreciate the warning.
<ElvisThePelvis> Just doing my part...

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