I prepared for a night debauchery. First a quick trip in the centrifuge to smooth out the wrinkles.
Next, spank the monkey a few times to make sure I don't pop my first cork too early.
Finally, a nice cup of, uh, spunky pet juice to refresh my virility.
Look out ladies! ElvisThePelvis is coming for you...
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