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Most Emailed Photos - 04/01/2004 by obtuse
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She emerged from the pool like a sultry Neptunian goddess. The water glistened as it coursed down her exquisite body.

She was built like Victorian-era furniture. Firm, curvy, and definitely functional. An absolute dream to sit on.

She hungrily leapt at me, pinned me against the wall, and took what she wanted of me.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> What a weird dream...
<mypalmike> Too sexy.
<obtuse> DREAM?

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