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Most Emailed Photos - 09/15/2004

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I used to worship at the feet of women. It wasn't until later that I got a look under their clothes and saw that they are all fake plastic barbie-dolls inside.

And then I learned about Original Sin, and how the evil Serpent and Eve tricked Adam into betraying the Lord.

And that, Bill, is why I think this world needs more down-to-earth man-love.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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