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Most Emailed Photos - 08/30/2004 by guyPaulo
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I'm glad that America has finally wised up and uncovered the truth behind that most corrupt millionare....Yes, I'm talking about that evil genius:

Colonial Sanders.

His hollow promise of tasty chicken at affordable prices was just too much for most Americans to resist. But then, the cagey bastard went a step further, and adopted a more "Hollywood" appearance as he began selling "white meat" of a different variety in KFC brothels everywhere.

Between the case of burning gonorrhea from the KFC hooker, and the case of explosive diarrhea from the chicken, I feel like someone is just kicking the hell out of my crotch! DAMN YOU COL. SANDERS!!!
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<superwoman biatch> You know you love that greasy goodness!
<Kumiho> Bwahahahaaha! Col. Sanders must work for S.U.N.F.L.O.W.E.R.!

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