[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/19/2004 by Agent Kumi
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Cheif Mort gave us our newest assignment - discover who was traffiking in baby orangutans.

So far our only clue was this photo, so the running theory is that it's a woman.

Fortunately, my information network is highly advanced, and I have heard that I should check out the Olypmic hopefuls in the track and feild division. (Thanks for the tip Agent Morgus!)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Codename Axolotl> I'm prepared to go undercover again. Should I go to Borneo, or just stalk guyP as usual.

Maybe this is his way of getting a 'forest bride'?

<Agent Kumi> Stalk guyP, if you can find him.
<jak stanley> im gay r u

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