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But I'm the Sun God! Whaddya mean you haven't worshipped me for centuries? Well, you could start again now, couldn't you? Look, here's an eclipse, I threaten to withdraw my favor. Smite, curse, plague, and that sort of thing.


Okay, I can tell you've put a lot of effort into this, but it was supposed to be a PYRAMID to celebrate my greatness. You've got the plans turned upside-down.


{sigh}
   
All right, all right, just bring me your firstborn, and we'll call it even.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> I like the idea of an angry sun god. At least we Swedes still celebrate the summer solstice.

Next friday is the offical midummer holiday!

<Axolotl> Shoudda been teh new sexy of course!
<Kumiho> I love the concept of a god resigned to his unhappy fate.

Axolotl, us pagans celebrate summer soltice too.

<mypalmike> That would be me if I was a god. I'd have to make all sorts of stupid compromises, nobody would really listen...
<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> I wouldn't mind being a wrathful and vengeful diety, like from the Old Testement. You know, with the blood sacrifices and the plague of boils and stuff.
<ajiav> I would demand pasta and vegetable and sacrifices, preferably in a light pesto sauce which the high priest would drink in the final stages of the ceremony..
<3Suns> Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
<Kumiho> I certainly hope so. What a waste of good pickles!

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