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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by Carol
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But I'm the Sun God! Whaddya mean you haven't worshipped me for centuries? Well, you could start again now, couldn't you? Look, here's an eclipse, I threaten to withdraw my favor. Smite, curse, plague, and that sort of thing.


Okay, I can tell you've put a lot of effort into this, but it was supposed to be a PYRAMID to celebrate my greatness. You've got the plans turned upside-down.


{sigh}
   
All right, all right, just bring me your firstborn, and we'll call it even.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Axolotl> I like the idea of an angry sun god. At least we Swedes still celebrate the summer solstice.

Next friday is the offical midummer holiday!

<Axolotl> Shoudda been teh new sexy of course!
<Kumiho> I love the concept of a god resigned to his unhappy fate.

Axolotl, us pagans celebrate summer soltice too.

<mypalmike> That would be me if I was a god. I'd have to make all sorts of stupid compromises, nobody would really listen...
<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> I wouldn't mind being a wrathful and vengeful diety, like from the Old Testement. You know, with the blood sacrifices and the plague of boils and stuff.
<ajiav> I would demand pasta and vegetable and sacrifices, preferably in a light pesto sauce which the high priest would drink in the final stages of the ceremony..
<3Suns> Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
<Kumiho> I certainly hope so. What a waste of good pickles!

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