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Some people say John Kerry is a panda-ring flip-flopper.

Others just say he's boar-ing to listen to.

But unlike Bush who's faking a bum leg, his war injuries are real.
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<Carol> Hahaha. Puns AND politics!
<mypalmike> 
<guyPaulo> Teehee.
<ajiav> yeah, i almost forgot about that kerry guy...guess he's not doing much these days.
<Darlenenbc> I Love You!
google the BCCI Affair if you think Kerry is not doing things these days! He has the balls to take on corporate crime Around the world! Even Shell oil! He will make the Bush administration pay for their war crimes!
<mypalmike> Corporate crime rules. Literally.
<ajiav> Listen, I'll be voting dem along with you, but kerry is a pretty weak candidate, i got to say...the bush administration, evil or no, is loyal and stands its ground. i want to see kerry pulling publicity in his direction that demonstrates his resolve...
<mypalmike> I'm voting for Quayle.
<Darlenenbc> ajiav read the BCCI affairs. Kerry took on the world. I did not like him either until I did some research. You really need to listen to the majority report. They Have had chomsky,Howard zinn, Tim Robbins, and Madonna, Bono, and Veddar are said to be coming. I gave up TV it is not the truth.
<Darlenenbc> ajiav read the BCCI affairs. Kerry took on the world. I did not like him either until I did some research. You really need to listen to the majority report. They Have had chomsky,Howard zinn, Tim Robbins, and Madonna, Bono, and Veddar are said to be coming. I gave up TV it is not the truth.
<Elmo the Magnificent> Oh, you guys make me feel so warm & fuzzy! My daughter is out for her Summer job doing fund raising for Kerry. Chip off the ol' blockhead - I've been not only through two Woodstocks but most of the major demonstrations of the past 40 years.

Please, people - do WHATEVER you can to defeat Bush. He's the figurehead for GOP "neocons" who come as close to what could qualify for FASCISM in this country as anything ever could.

Rumsfeld is a war criminal.

Ashcroft is a psychotic fascist tool.

Cheney is as fucking evil as they can get.

I get SO turned on when you guys get political. Do that THANG!!

Oh, and we have a lot more to mourn for Ray Charles, than we do for that Star Wars Wacko with the skanky bitch wife.

<photos> 
<drke> you twats

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