[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/10/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Some people say John Kerry is a panda-ring flip-flopper.

Others just say he's boar-ing to listen to.

But unlike Bush who's faking a bum leg, his war injuries are real.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 274 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:53Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:52Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:49Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:48Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:46Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:45Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:43Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:39Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:35Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:31Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:30Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:28Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:24Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:22Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:21Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:19Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:18Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:17Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:15Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:14Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:13Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:12Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:10Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:08Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:07Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:04Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:03Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:02Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:00Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:59Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:55Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:54Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:50Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:49Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:48Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:47Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:46Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:44Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:43Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:41Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:40Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:38Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:34Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:32Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:31Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:28Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:27Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:25Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:24Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:22Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:21Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:20Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:19Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:18Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:16Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:15Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:14Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:12Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:11Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:10Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:09Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:07Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:04Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:03Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:02Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:01Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:00Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:58Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:57Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:56Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:55Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:54Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:53Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:52Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:51Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:49Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:48Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:46Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:45Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:43Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:41Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:40Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:39Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:38Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:35Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:33Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:32Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:31Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:30Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:29Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:28Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:27Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:26Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:24Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:23Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:22Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:18Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:17Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:15Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:13Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:12Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:11Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:10Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:09Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:07Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:06Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:05Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:04Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:03Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:02Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:01Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:00Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:59Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:58Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:57Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:55Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:54Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:52Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:50Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:49Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:48Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:47Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:44Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:43Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:42Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:41Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:38Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:36Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:34Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:32Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:31Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:30Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:29Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:28Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:27Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:26Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:23Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:22Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:21Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:20Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:19Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:18Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:17Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:16Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:15Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:14Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:13Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:12Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:11Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:10Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:09Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:07Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:06Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:05Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:04Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:03Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:02Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:01Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:00Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:59Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:58Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:57Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:56Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:55Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:53Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:51Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:49Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:48Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:46Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:45Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:43Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:41Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:40Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:39Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:37Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:36Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:35Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:32Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:31Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:30Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:27Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:24Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:18Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:15Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:14Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:11Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:08Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:07Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:06Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:05Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:03Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:01Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:00Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:59Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:58Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:57Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:55Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:50Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:49Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:47Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:46Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:45Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:44Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:43Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:42Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:40Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:38Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:37Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:35Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:34Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:33Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:31Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:30Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:28Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:27Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:26Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:25Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:24Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:23Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:21Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:19Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:18Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:17Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:16Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:14Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:13Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:12Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:10Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:09Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:08Caption #150

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<Carol> Hahaha. Puns AND politics!
<mypalmike> 
<guyPaulo> Teehee.
<ajiav> yeah, i almost forgot about that kerry guy...guess he's not doing much these days.
<Darlenenbc> I Love You!
google the BCCI Affair if you think Kerry is not doing things these days! He has the balls to take on corporate crime Around the world! Even Shell oil! He will make the Bush administration pay for their war crimes!
<mypalmike> Corporate crime rules. Literally.
<ajiav> Listen, I'll be voting dem along with you, but kerry is a pretty weak candidate, i got to say...the bush administration, evil or no, is loyal and stands its ground. i want to see kerry pulling publicity in his direction that demonstrates his resolve...
<mypalmike> I'm voting for Quayle.
<Darlenenbc> ajiav read the BCCI affairs. Kerry took on the world. I did not like him either until I did some research. You really need to listen to the majority report. They Have had chomsky,Howard zinn, Tim Robbins, and Madonna, Bono, and Veddar are said to be coming. I gave up TV it is not the truth.
<Darlenenbc> ajiav read the BCCI affairs. Kerry took on the world. I did not like him either until I did some research. You really need to listen to the majority report. They Have had chomsky,Howard zinn, Tim Robbins, and Madonna, Bono, and Veddar are said to be coming. I gave up TV it is not the truth.
<Elmo the Magnificent> Oh, you guys make me feel so warm & fuzzy! My daughter is out for her Summer job doing fund raising for Kerry. Chip off the ol' blockhead - I've been not only through two Woodstocks but most of the major demonstrations of the past 40 years.

Please, people - do WHATEVER you can to defeat Bush. He's the figurehead for GOP "neocons" who come as close to what could qualify for FASCISM in this country as anything ever could.

Rumsfeld is a war criminal.

Ashcroft is a psychotic fascist tool.

Cheney is as fucking evil as they can get.

I get SO turned on when you guys get political. Do that THANG!!

Oh, and we have a lot more to mourn for Ray Charles, than we do for that Star Wars Wacko with the skanky bitch wife.

<photos> 
<drke> you twats

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post