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Most Emailed Photos - First Birthday! - 06/06/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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She gave me a willing target.

I put my little man inside of her...we screamed out in pleasure.

Two days later...my little man burns and oozes.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> *Inhaling through my teeth*
<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> Nothing is free, buddy. No pain - no gain. No cooze - no ooze.

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