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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by MLimburg
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After eating 12 pounds of cheeseburgers from over- enthusiastic viewers,

DO NOT FEED


the last living Panda Bear died this weekend from a combination of hardened arties and drownig on it's own vomit. No worries though,

THE FUCKING ANIMALS, YOU STUPID


as it was promptly stuffed and once again displayed to the addoring public. Die hard zoo-keepers only had one message ...

FUCKING MORONS!
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<MLimburg> Not that I'm passionate about these type of things ....
<ElvisThePelvis> What about the monkies? Can someone please feed the monkies.
<3Suns> It's so depressing how people behave in zoos. There's always kids, teenagers, and even adults who run up and bang on the cage or glass, despite signs everywhere. And they throw food, as if they know more about the animal's diet than the zookeepers.

STUPID FUCKING MORONS!

<Lauren> Ooh, this one is so very special! And Elvis, I echo that sentiment as I sit here munching on the very last edible morsel (a pretzel) in my pantry.
<mypalmike> So, um.... I'm not supposed to feed the animals, is that what you're saying?
<ajiav> animals are not there for your entertainment.
<JulieK> Feeding the animals makes them happy though!

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