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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/07/2003 by The Germanic Titanic
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I like my stones like my men - glistening, well-cut and flawless...

...qualities you're more likely to find in a gem than in a guy.

Whose ass do I have to kiss to get some action in this town, anyway?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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