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Most Emailed Photos - 08/01/2003 by Speedtheplow
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She was beautiful, Horst, she could carry eight steins without spilling a drop ...

Then I found out she was already married to two sets of identical war criminal twins ...

Without you by my side, Horst, I could never have gone cold turkey. Can you scratch my thigh a little bit up and to the left?
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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