At long last, a fundamental problem in acutemathtics has been solved. "One small dog is equivalent to a a pint of puppy," now claim mammal experts. |
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This new breed of scientific explorer seems comfortable in his ironic occupation. Smug in demeanor, two lemur scientists discuss the complicated problems of inter-mammal attractiveness conversion over a yellow chew-toy. |
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"Luckily, the science has made great strides in late years," says one, "like medical tricorders complete with CAT scans. Thank God they were available in pastel." |
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