NEEERRRRRDDDSS!!! They are taking over the universe!!!
Now us jocks spend our time washing their time travelling lamborghinis!!!!
But I had a plan!!!
I masturbated furiously for days into the public water supply until I finally collapsed upon my chafed member, arching forearms and clawed hands. I rested knowing my plan had been set into motion.
Billions of women around the planet would be impregnanted by my lusty sportsman seed. Soon the earth would know a new world order where football jocks like me would once again got the girl and a jock could spend their time rocking out to good music while doing benchpresses.
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