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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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NEEERRRRRDDDSS!!! They are taking over the universe!!!

Now us jocks spend our time washing their time travelling lamborghinis!!!!

But I had a plan!!!

I masturbated furiously for days into the public water supply until I finally collapsed upon my chafed member, arching forearms and clawed hands. I rested knowing my plan had been set into motion.

Billions of women around the planet would be impregnanted by my lusty sportsman seed. Soon the earth would know a new world order where football jocks like me would once again got the girl and a jock could spend their time rocking out to good music while doing benchpresses.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Quite a plan!
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