[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

NEEERRRRRDDDSS!!! They are taking over the universe!!!

Now us jocks spend our time washing their time travelling lamborghinis!!!!

But I had a plan!!!

I masturbated furiously for days into the public water supply until I finally collapsed upon my chafed member, arching forearms and clawed hands. I rested knowing my plan had been set into motion.

Billions of women around the planet would be impregnanted by my lusty sportsman seed. Soon the earth would know a new world order where football jocks like me would once again got the girl and a jock could spend their time rocking out to good music while doing benchpresses.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 80 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:54Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:53Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:52Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:51Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:50Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:49Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:48Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:47Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:46Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:45Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:43Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:42Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:40Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:39Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:38Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:35Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:33Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:32Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:31Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:30Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:29Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:28Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:27Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:26Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:25Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:24Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:23Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:22Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:21Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:20Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:19Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:18Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:17Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:16Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:15Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:14Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:13Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:12Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:10Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:08Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:06Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:03Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:02Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:00Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:59Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:57Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:56Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:55Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:54Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:53Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:52Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:51Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:49Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:48Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:47Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:46Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:45Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:44Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:43Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:41Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:40Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:36Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:33Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:32Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:30Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:29Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:28Caption #-11

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Quite a plan!
<Kumiho> 
<Bavid Dyrden> Eeewwwwwww

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post