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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I was staying up late, waiting in anticipation...

Several other people were riding my ass on things that I needed to get done..

However, if I didn't find out soon who had won the caption contest I would damage someone's penis...and I mean badly (like cut it off and into 3 pieces)!!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> you're romanian?
<superwoman biatch> Nah, just couldn't resist the penis reference ya know!

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