Step right up, kids!! "Vanilla Ice" the polar bear is now as tranquil as the Velveteen Rabbit! Three kicks each for 50 cents - and no risk at all!
OK, boys and girls - Now watch closely as I stuff these two mutant baby chicks back into the tummy of their mommy, so she can try again!
PETA! PETA! Make way for the PETA INQUISITION! No one expects the PETA Inquisition!
[shrouds NOT leather, but artifical naugahyde!]
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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