[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by mountaineer
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Eyes that stare and paws command.

Something like a grain of sand.

Please pull the plug and give me a hand.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 213 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:10Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:09Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:07Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:06Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:05Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:01Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:58Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:56Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:55Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:50Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:46Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:45Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:44Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:42Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:41Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:40Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:28Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:25Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:22Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:19Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:17Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:16Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:15Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:14Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:13Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:10Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:06Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:02Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:59Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:58Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:53Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:50Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:48Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:46Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:43Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:39Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:33Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:30Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:26Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:23Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:22Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:18Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:13Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:12Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:10Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:07Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:01Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:57Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:56Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:55Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:53Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:51Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:50Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:46Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:42Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:39Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:35Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:31Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:30Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:29Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:28Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:27Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:22Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:19Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:13Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:10Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:07Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:05Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:04Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:03Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:01Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:58Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:57Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:54Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:52Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:50Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:47Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:42Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:41Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:40Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:36Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:32Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:30Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:22Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:16Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:13Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:12Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:10Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:09Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:07Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:04Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:02Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:58Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:54Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:48Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:47Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:44Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:38Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:36Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:34Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:33Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:32Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:31Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:30Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:29Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:27Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:26Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:25Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:24Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:22Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:20Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:18Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:14Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:08Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:07Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:06Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:55Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:48Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:35Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:33Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:32Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:31Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:30Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:17Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:13Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:12Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:09Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:03Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:57Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:50Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:45Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:41Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:35Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:34Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:33Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:32Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:30Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:29Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:28Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:27Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:26Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:21Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:18Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:17Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:14Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:13Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:12Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:11Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:10Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:58Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:48Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:44Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:42Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:41Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:40Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:30Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:26Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:21Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:20Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:19Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:14Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:00Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:59Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:58Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:57Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:51Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:47Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:38Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:27Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:22Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:18Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:08Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:07Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:05Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:03Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:57Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:53Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:44Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:43Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:42Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:41Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:40Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:37Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:35Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:25Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:23Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:21Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:12Caption #684

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Boyscout> I once had to rescue an old woman who fell into a dumpster looking for her giant diamond necklace.
I found an old bar of soap and give it to her instead, she seemed very happy.

I received my dumpster rescuing and conning old ladies merit badges for that.

<mountaineer> I imagine that your merit badge lapel is so disgustingly encrusted with patches that you walk slumped, nose nearly to the ground, looking like a soggy number '7'.
<Boyscout> I used to have those issues, but then I decided to wear all my patches around my neck like you would wear an emerald necklace.

I recieved my good ideas for modification of boyscout uniforms merit badge for that.

<mountaineer> I was once witness to an extreme wood carving competition. It was the 8-10 year old division. There was a rather unfortunate accident involving an errant guidebook, a chainsaw, some against-regulations-long-hair and, oddly enough, a stuffed Mickey Mouse. I had no idea that stuffed licenced characters could soak up so much blood. I suppose you learned this when you earned your Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge?
<boyscout> I have yet to get my Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge, but I do have my Theme Park Management Merit Badge.
After the character revolt of '01 I took carte blanch control of the Disney Land Theme Park, bringing the park under control with the use of hypnotically suggestive public service announcements.
My boy scout troup leaders did not think it to be enough of a disaster to warrant the Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge.
<mountaineer> Appeal to the highest command for that one. You deserve it. You earned it. Of course inciting the character revolt in the first place probably worked against you on that one, eh?
<boyscout> Where else but the strictest of dictatorships, can you stage a coup d'état to gain that merit badge?
<Roger Mexico> Badges?? Badges?? We don' need no steenking BADGES!!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post