[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by mountaineer
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Eyes that stare and paws command.

Something like a grain of sand.

Please pull the plug and give me a hand.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 259 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:45Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:44Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:43Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:42Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:41Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:40Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:39Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:37Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:36Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:35Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:34Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:33Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:32Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:31Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:30Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:29Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:28Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:26Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:25Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:24Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:23Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:22Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:20Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:18Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:17Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:16Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:14Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:13Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:11Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:09Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:08Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:06Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:04Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:02Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:01Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:00Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:59Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:56Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:55Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:52Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:50Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:49Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:48Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:47Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:46Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:45Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:44Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:43Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:41Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:40Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:39Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:38Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:36Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:35Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:32Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:31Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:30Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:28Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:27Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:24Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:22Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:21Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:20Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:19Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:18Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:16Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:15Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:13Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:12Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:11Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:10Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:09Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:08Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:06Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:05Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:04Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:02Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:01Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:00Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:56Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:55Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:54Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:53Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:52Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:51Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:50Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:49Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:47Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:46Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:45Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:44Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:42Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:41Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:40Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:39Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:37Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:36Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:35Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:32Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:31Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:30Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:28Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:25Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:24Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:23Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:22Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:21Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:18Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:16Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:15Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:12Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:11Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:10Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:08Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:06Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:03Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:02Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:01Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:00Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:59Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:58Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:57Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:56Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:55Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:54Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:53Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:52Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:51Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:50Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:49Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:48Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:47Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:46Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:44Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:43Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:42Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:41Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:40Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:38Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:37Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:36Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:33Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:32Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:29Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:28Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:27Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:24Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:23Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:22Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:21Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:20Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:19Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:18Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:17Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:16Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:12Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:11Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:10Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:09Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:08Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:06Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:05Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:02Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:01Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:58Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:57Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:56Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:51Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:50Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:48Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:47Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:44Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:43Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:42Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:36Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:34Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:32Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:31Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:29Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:24Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:22Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:21Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:20Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:19Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:16Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:12Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:11Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:08Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:06Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:04Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:03Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:00Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:56Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:55Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:54Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:52Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:50Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:49Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:48Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:46Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:45Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:44Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:42Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:41Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:37Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:36Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:35Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:34Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:33Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:32Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:29Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:28Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:24Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:22Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:21Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:20Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:18Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:17Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:16Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:14Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:13Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:12Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:08Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:06Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:05Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:04Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:02Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:01Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:00Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:59Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:58Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:56Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:52Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:51Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:48Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:46Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:44Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:43Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:40Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:39Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:36Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:34Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:32Caption #545

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Boyscout> I once had to rescue an old woman who fell into a dumpster looking for her giant diamond necklace.
I found an old bar of soap and give it to her instead, she seemed very happy.

I received my dumpster rescuing and conning old ladies merit badges for that.

<mountaineer> I imagine that your merit badge lapel is so disgustingly encrusted with patches that you walk slumped, nose nearly to the ground, looking like a soggy number '7'.
<Boyscout> I used to have those issues, but then I decided to wear all my patches around my neck like you would wear an emerald necklace.

I recieved my good ideas for modification of boyscout uniforms merit badge for that.

<mountaineer> I was once witness to an extreme wood carving competition. It was the 8-10 year old division. There was a rather unfortunate accident involving an errant guidebook, a chainsaw, some against-regulations-long-hair and, oddly enough, a stuffed Mickey Mouse. I had no idea that stuffed licenced characters could soak up so much blood. I suppose you learned this when you earned your Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge?
<boyscout> I have yet to get my Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge, but I do have my Theme Park Management Merit Badge.
After the character revolt of '01 I took carte blanch control of the Disney Land Theme Park, bringing the park under control with the use of hypnotically suggestive public service announcements.
My boy scout troup leaders did not think it to be enough of a disaster to warrant the Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge.
<mountaineer> Appeal to the highest command for that one. You deserve it. You earned it. Of course inciting the character revolt in the first place probably worked against you on that one, eh?
<boyscout> Where else but the strictest of dictatorships, can you stage a coup d'état to gain that merit badge?
<Roger Mexico> Badges?? Badges?? We don' need no steenking BADGES!!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post