[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by mountaineer
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Eyes that stare and paws command.

Something like a grain of sand.

Please pull the plug and give me a hand.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 170 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:43Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:42Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:41Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:40Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:39Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:38Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:37Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:36Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:35Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:34Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:33Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:32Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:31Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:30Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:29Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:28Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:27Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:26Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:25Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:24Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:23Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:22Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:21Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:20Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:19Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:17Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:16Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:15Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:13Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:12Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:11Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:10Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:08Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:07Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:06Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:05Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:04Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:03Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:02Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:01Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:00Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:59Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:58Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:57Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:55Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:53Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:52Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:51Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:50Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:49Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:48Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:47Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:46Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:45Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:44Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:43Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:42Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:41Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:40Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:39Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:38Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:37Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:36Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:35Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:34Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:33Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:32Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:31Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:30Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:29Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:28Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:27Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:26Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:25Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:24Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:23Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:22Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:21Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:20Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:19Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:18Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:17Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:15Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:14Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:13Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:12Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:11Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:10Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:09Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:08Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:07Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:05Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:04Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:03Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:02Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:01Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:00Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:59Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:58Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:57Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:56Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:55Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:54Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:53Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:52Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:51Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:50Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:49Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:48Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:47Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:46Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:45Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:44Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:43Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:42Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:41Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:41Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:39Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:37Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:36Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:35Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:33Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:32Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:31Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:30Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:29Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:27Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:26Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:25Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:24Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:23Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:22Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:21Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:20Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:19Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:18Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:17Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:16Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:14Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:13Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:12Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:11Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:10Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:09Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:07Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:06Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:06Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:04Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:03Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:02Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:01Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:00Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:59Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:58Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:57Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:56Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:55Caption #95

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Boyscout> I once had to rescue an old woman who fell into a dumpster looking for her giant diamond necklace.
I found an old bar of soap and give it to her instead, she seemed very happy.

I received my dumpster rescuing and conning old ladies merit badges for that.

<mountaineer> I imagine that your merit badge lapel is so disgustingly encrusted with patches that you walk slumped, nose nearly to the ground, looking like a soggy number '7'.
<Boyscout> I used to have those issues, but then I decided to wear all my patches around my neck like you would wear an emerald necklace.

I recieved my good ideas for modification of boyscout uniforms merit badge for that.

<mountaineer> I was once witness to an extreme wood carving competition. It was the 8-10 year old division. There was a rather unfortunate accident involving an errant guidebook, a chainsaw, some against-regulations-long-hair and, oddly enough, a stuffed Mickey Mouse. I had no idea that stuffed licenced characters could soak up so much blood. I suppose you learned this when you earned your Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge?
<boyscout> I have yet to get my Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge, but I do have my Theme Park Management Merit Badge.
After the character revolt of '01 I took carte blanch control of the Disney Land Theme Park, bringing the park under control with the use of hypnotically suggestive public service announcements.
My boy scout troup leaders did not think it to be enough of a disaster to warrant the Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge.
<mountaineer> Appeal to the highest command for that one. You deserve it. You earned it. Of course inciting the character revolt in the first place probably worked against you on that one, eh?
<boyscout> Where else but the strictest of dictatorships, can you stage a coup d'état to gain that merit badge?
<Roger Mexico> Badges?? Badges?? We don' need no steenking BADGES!!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post