[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by mountaineer
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Eyes that stare and paws command.

Something like a grain of sand.

Please pull the plug and give me a hand.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:31Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:30Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:29Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:28Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:27Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:26Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:25Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:24Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:22Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:21Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:16Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:13Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:12Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:11Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:10Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:09Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:08Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:07Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:06Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:05Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:04Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:02Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:01Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:00Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:58Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:57Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:56Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:55Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:54Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:52Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:51Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:50Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:49Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:48Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:43Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:38Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:37Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:36Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:35Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:34Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:33Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:32Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:31Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:30Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:29Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:28Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:24Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:23Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:17Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:16Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:15Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:14Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:12Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:11Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:10Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:09Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:08Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:07Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:05Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:04Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:02Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:01Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:00Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:59Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:56Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:55Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:54Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:53Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:52Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:50Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:49Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:47Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:45Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:44Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:42Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:41Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:39Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:38Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:36Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:35Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:34Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:33Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:30Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:28Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:27Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:26Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:25Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:24Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:23Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:22Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:20Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:19Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:15Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:14Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:10Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:09Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:08Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:06Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:05Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:04Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:03Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:02Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:53Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:52Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:50Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:49Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:48Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:47Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:46Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:45Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:43Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:40Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:38Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:35Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:33Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:32Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:30Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:29Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:28Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:27Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:25Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:24Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:23Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:22Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:21Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:18Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:17Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:13Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:12Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:08Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:07Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:06Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:05Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:04Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:03Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:02Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:01Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:00Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:59Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:58Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:56Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:55Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:49Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:48Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:47Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:46Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:45Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:44Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:43Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:42Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:41Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:38Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:37Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:32Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:29Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:26Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:25Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:23Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:22Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:20Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:19Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:17Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:16Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:15Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:14Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:10Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:08Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:07Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:06Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:05Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:04Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:02Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:01Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:52Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:51Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:49Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:48Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:46Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:45Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:44Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:41Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:38Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:36Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:35Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:33Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:29Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:28Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:22Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:20Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:19Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:18Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:17Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:11Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:09Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:08Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:06Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:05Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:58Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:57Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:54Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:53Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:49Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:48Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:45Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:43Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:41Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:38Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:37Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:35Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:34Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:33Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:30Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:24Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:20Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:17Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:16Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:15Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:14Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:13Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:12Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:10Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #898

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Boyscout> I once had to rescue an old woman who fell into a dumpster looking for her giant diamond necklace.
I found an old bar of soap and give it to her instead, she seemed very happy.

I received my dumpster rescuing and conning old ladies merit badges for that.

<mountaineer> I imagine that your merit badge lapel is so disgustingly encrusted with patches that you walk slumped, nose nearly to the ground, looking like a soggy number '7'.
<Boyscout> I used to have those issues, but then I decided to wear all my patches around my neck like you would wear an emerald necklace.

I recieved my good ideas for modification of boyscout uniforms merit badge for that.

<mountaineer> I was once witness to an extreme wood carving competition. It was the 8-10 year old division. There was a rather unfortunate accident involving an errant guidebook, a chainsaw, some against-regulations-long-hair and, oddly enough, a stuffed Mickey Mouse. I had no idea that stuffed licenced characters could soak up so much blood. I suppose you learned this when you earned your Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge?
<boyscout> I have yet to get my Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge, but I do have my Theme Park Management Merit Badge.
After the character revolt of '01 I took carte blanch control of the Disney Land Theme Park, bringing the park under control with the use of hypnotically suggestive public service announcements.
My boy scout troup leaders did not think it to be enough of a disaster to warrant the Theme Park Disaster Management Merit Badge.
<mountaineer> Appeal to the highest command for that one. You deserve it. You earned it. Of course inciting the character revolt in the first place probably worked against you on that one, eh?
<boyscout> Where else but the strictest of dictatorships, can you stage a coup d'état to gain that merit badge?
<Roger Mexico> Badges?? Badges?? We don' need no steenking BADGES!!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post