Having trouble getting your pant down quickly when you need to "drop the kids off at the pool"? Are your shorts too tight? |
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Sick and tired of poo-eating dogs constantly chewing at your underwear because of the tasty skid marks? |
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Then try new “Oops, I Crapped My Pants,” brand adult diapers! They come in “Light Day,” “Medium Flow,” and (shown here) “SuperTurbo Heavy-PowerDump,” varieties. |
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