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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by guyPaulo
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Having trouble getting your pant down quickly when you need to "drop the kids off at the pool"? Are your shorts too tight?

Sick and tired of poo-eating dogs constantly chewing at your underwear because of the tasty skid marks?

Then try new “Oops, I Crapped My Pants,” brand adult diapers! They come in “Light Day,” “Medium Flow,” and (shown here) “SuperTurbo Heavy-PowerDump,” varieties.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Mommy, wow! I'm a funny caption now!
<Lauren> Scatological humor appears to be your forte, guy.
<guyPaulo> Let's just say that I scrapped my first caption, Lauren, because it used the phrase "explosive diarrhea." I'm trying to clean up my act.
<ElvisThePelvis> I mourn for the lost first caption.

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