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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by guyPaulo
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Having trouble getting your pant down quickly when you need to "drop the kids off at the pool"? Are your shorts too tight?

Sick and tired of poo-eating dogs constantly chewing at your underwear because of the tasty skid marks?

Then try new “Oops, I Crapped My Pants,” brand adult diapers! They come in “Light Day,” “Medium Flow,” and (shown here) “SuperTurbo Heavy-PowerDump,” varieties.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Mommy, wow! I'm a funny caption now!
<Lauren> Scatological humor appears to be your forte, guy.
<guyPaulo> Let's just say that I scrapped my first caption, Lauren, because it used the phrase "explosive diarrhea." I'm trying to clean up my act.
<ElvisThePelvis> I mourn for the lost first caption.

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