[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Having trouble getting your pant down quickly when you need to "drop the kids off at the pool"? Are your shorts too tight?

Sick and tired of poo-eating dogs constantly chewing at your underwear because of the tasty skid marks?

Then try new “Oops, I Crapped My Pants,” brand adult diapers! They come in “Light Day,” “Medium Flow,” and (shown here) “SuperTurbo Heavy-PowerDump,” varieties.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 66 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:16Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:15Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:14Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:13Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:12Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:11Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:10Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:09Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:08Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:07Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:06Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:05Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:04Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:03Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:01Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:00Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:59Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:58Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:57Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:56Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:55Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:54Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:53Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:52Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:51Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:50Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:49Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:48Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:47Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:46Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:45Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:44Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:43Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:42Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:41Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:40Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:39Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:38Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:37Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:36Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:35Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:34Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:33Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:32Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:30Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:29Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:28Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:25Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:24Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:23Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:22Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:21Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:20Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:19Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:18Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:17Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:16Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:14Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:13Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:12Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:11Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:10Caption #507

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Mommy, wow! I'm a funny caption now!
<Lauren> Scatological humor appears to be your forte, guy.
<guyPaulo> Let's just say that I scrapped my first caption, Lauren, because it used the phrase "explosive diarrhea." I'm trying to clean up my act.
<ElvisThePelvis> I mourn for the lost first caption.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post