When I was younger, I wanted to be an astronaut, and travel to faraway worlds and explore strange new places.
But then I found out I was deathly afraid of heights, so I decided that I'd become a pet photographer.
But then I got these fabulous boobs, and I said, "Screw it!"
And I haven't looked back since.
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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