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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by Kumiho
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Some mammals are born with the instinct to suckle. Others must be encouraged before they master the skill.

Still others never truely master the skill (for reasons not completely understood) and end up small runts.

Fortunately there is an ecological role for these runts to play,

...as snacks. Burp.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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