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Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004 by Carol
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I stopped cleaning my house.

My toilet brush acquired sentient life and now I have to feed the damn thing.



On the other hand, since the cigar smoke filmed over the windows, I don't have to look at those unsightly mountains in my back yard.


I'd ask you in for a Leinie's but you'll need your shots first.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Carol> A Leinenkugel's to everyone whose ideas I ripped off!
<ajiav> I like all the different things the dog gets compared to...
<obtuse> Statistically, this indicates Carol is the Snoid from Sheboygan.
<Kumiho> NO!!! the horror! Carol's too cute to be the Sniod!
<Carol> Heehee! Leinie's is lots of places now, not just Wisconsin.

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