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Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I don't mind waking up with a hangover after my first night as the new attraction at the freak show.

I mean, partying with the double jointed girl was a huge treat...

But puking up bloody chunks of sweetmeat in the toliet this morning is a bit frightening.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Ah, reminds me of college. And then every night since.

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