[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006 by Shotatfuckingcommand
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Step one:
Retrieve enormous fucking fish's sperm

Step two:
Apply to person meant to conceive offspring

Step three:
In nine months, big fucking baby the size of the big fucking fish is brought into the world and showcased on Jerry Springer
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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