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Most Emailed Photos - 01/15/2004 by mypalmike
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A space pirate, I'm known for my meanness.

Didn't pay for that burger in Venus!

I buy and sell tapirs

Without legal papers!

And my nose looks a bit like a... sagging balloon.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> The only thing I can think of, mike, is that they just didn't go where you led them. Otherwise, this one would have been full of comments....

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