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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by shininglion
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Molly never really wanted to be a mother. She wanted to focus on her career.

But her unbelievably good looks made her desired by all penis-shaped objects within 300 miles.

Poor kid, David Letterman is the father.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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