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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2004 by mypalmike
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Is Mort in hiding?
Is it time he's biding?

Does he like to lurch
Behind a church?

Maybe he's binging
In some corner, cringing.

Is he filled with grief
And too much roast beef?

Has he stuffed his soul
In some tiny hole?

Has he gone away?
Please come back and play!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> you are teh winna!
<mywifesdeadhusbandskidsmoney>  Very Dr Suessful!

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