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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004

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I have had my share of "growing pains". Every since I was a little child I had this problem with excessive body hair and licking my crotch...

Then when I hit puberty I started growing warts, my eyes went frontward and my tongue was 9 inches long (the guys liked the tongue ;0 )...

However, I had finally had it when I hit 21. My ass was bigger than J. Lo, my tits bigger than Anna Nicole, my nose was bigger than Barbara Streisand, and my intelligence plummeted to Britney Spears' equivalency!!...Time for fucking surgery!

(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Jesse's Mom> Ouch; I thought I had it bad!
<mypalmike> I love how SWB throws in expletives as adjectives in nearly every caption.
<Kumiho>
<superwoman biatch> mypalmike: What the hell is an expletive?!! LOL
<guyPaulo> Now you see why I always use asterisks in my swear words (like sh*t and f*ck).
<superwoman biatch> oh...explecit!!! Got 'ya. Hey I am quite proud of my broad vocabulary of expletives. I don't like to beat around the bush!
<Kumiho> ::deadpan:: only in it?
<mypalmike>
<David Byrden> You mean "what is a FUCKING expletive?"

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