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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by Kumiho
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Life as a morph isn't easy.
Every time I transform into an animal I risk losing myself to the animal form.

Like the time I turned into a frog in order to find out what was clogging my irrigation pipes. I woke up a month later pregnate with 500 babies.

But my greatest fear is being captured and returned to the lab I escaped from.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

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<mypalmike> It's like being Scott Bacula from Quantum Leap.
<superwoman biatch> Wow....I have only been pregnant with one at a time...can't imagine 500! My hats off to 'ya Kumiho!
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