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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/06/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Always looking for the newest, cheapest and planet friendly method of transportation this cat has decided to travel by skateboard. Unfortunately, the attention span of this cat is not long enough to make it out of the damn skater park. Score: 6 for general attempt, 2 for just being damn lazy.

This woman decides the newest, cheapest and planet friendly method of transportation is to consume 53 hotdogs and have her natural body reactions and massive intestinal gasses pronounce her airborne. Score: 7 for creativity, 2 for just being damn gross.

This little dog has got it all figured out how to travel in the newest, cheapest and planet friendly method available....have a dumb-ass human tote you around and then jump on a boat for your daily commute. Score: 10 for overturning the tables on the whole "dog is a man's best friend" stigma.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> 
<Axolotl> You realize that is actually Takeu Kobayashi, a 26 year old man from Nagano, Japan?

...en.wikipedia.org...

<superwoman biatch> Didn't realize that the woman is a man..nor do I care!
<mypalmike> He could sure use a fashion consultant in any event.

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