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"Why yes, I will have the 'Taiwan-Slammer' lunch special."

munch munch munch

"This tastes kinda familiar..."

Suddenly, my vision clouded over as I realized that I had just eaten my cousin Fred, diced up in a tasty brown sauce and served over jasmine rice. With the knowledge that I was a cannibal killer clouding my mind, I went mad, biting all patrons foolish enough to come close to me.

"You git bit by a dog in a Taiwanese restaurant? HAHAHA! Normally its THE HUMANS who bites DOGS in that place! Talk about irony..."

"Shut up and give me the damn rabies shot you sh*t-belching ass-clown."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> heh heh heh. I had dog once. Tastes like pork actually
<apple juice is a verb> 
<Carol> 
<Fah Q> Sh*t-belching ass clown. Excellent!

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